… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife
Tearfully she explained, “It's the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute – listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.”
“Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket
Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire
When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off.”
“Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor...
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