My flight was being served by an
 obviously gay flight attendant, who
 did a great job at serving everyone
 drinks and food. He ensured
 everyone was having an enjoyable
 flight, and I saw no complaints.
As the plane prepared to descend,
 he walked down the aisle and
 relayed directions from the captain
 of the plane.
“Captain Harry has asked me to
 announce that he’ll be landing the
 big scary plane shortly, so lovely
 people, if you could just put your
 trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he
 noticed this well-dressed Arabic
 woman who had not followed
 directions. Her tray was completely
 down.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over
 those big brute engines when ...
