An old man is sitting in a restaurant.
The waiters are all lovely.
A very attractive waitress in a very short skirt and never leaving her legs came to her table and asked if she was ready to order.
- What do you want, sir?
He looked at the menu, scrolled up and down its beautiful frame, then answered.
“Fast man.”
The waiter turned and walked away disgusted.
After regaining her composure, she returned and asked again.