An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good ne...
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it. “What’s this about?” he asks ...
Funny Joke ‣ Happy Dog
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema. Goes in to watch the movie that has already started. And as his eyes adjust to...
An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” ...
A Jewish man punches Chinese man in bar
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chin...
Funny Joke ‣ So I Did
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” H...
A drunk was sitting in a bar
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied “...
… day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
… day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven....
A rather confident man walks into a bar
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she ...
One Night a Little Girl Walks
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter loo...
Three women were sitting around
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dent...
A young cowboy and cowgirl
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After th...
Story ‣ Technology Or Physical Touch
“I spent an hour in the bank ( Bank of America ) with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn’t resist myself and asked… ”Dad, wh...
Mrs Murphy And Mrs. Cohen
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective re...
Married or not, you should read this…
That evening, when my wife came home from dinner, I took her hand and said, “I have something to tell you.” He sat quietly and ate his foo...
Narrative ‣ These words from actor Anthony Hopkins are brutal
Let go of those who are not ready to love you. It is the most difficult and most important thing you will ever do in your life. Stop having ...
Why do women need husbands? – Joke of the day
The woman went to a psychologist and complained: “I don’t want to get married. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don’t nee...
Three drunks get into a taxi
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine, waits a few sec...
The Camel Is Dead – Humor
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘So...
Funny Joke ‣ Frightening Movement
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goe...
A young woman brings home her fiance
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The f...
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