After moving to Texas, Chuck decided it was time to live a little more “country,” so he bought a donkey from a local farmer for $100. The farmer promised to deliver the donkey the very next day.
The following afternoon, the farmer pulled into Chuck’s driveway looking uncomfortable.
“Son,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck, “I’ve got some bad news. The donkey died.”
Chuck frowned for a moment, then shrugged. “Well, in that case, just give me my money back.”
The farmer shook his head. “Can’t do that. I already spent it.”
Chuck thought for a second, then said calmly, “Alright then. Just bring me the dead donkey.”
The farmer stared at him. “What on earth are you gonna do with a dead donkey?”
Chuck replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer burst out laughing. “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Chuck smiled. “Of course I can. I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”
About a month later, the farmer ran into Chuck at the feed store. Curious, he asked,
“So whatever happened with that donkey?”
Chuck grinned. “I raffled him off. Sold 500 tickets at $2 each.”
The farmer’s eyes widened. “You’re kidding. Did anybody complain?”
Chuck shrugged. “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.”
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The Farmer, the Pig, and the Cop
A farmer was driving down the highway with his pig sitting comfortably in the passenger seat when a police officer pulled him over.
The cop walked up to the truck, looked inside, and raised an eyebrow.
“Sir, didn’t you know it’s against the law to ride down the road with a pig in the front seat?”
The farmer scratched his head. “No, officer, I didn’t know that.”
The cop sighed and asked, “Where are you headed?”
“To Memphis,” the farmer replied.
The cop thought for a moment, then said, “Alright, I’ll let you off with a warning—if you promise me you’ll take that pig straight to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
The farmer nodded. “You got it, officer.”
A few days later, the same cop spotted the farmer driving down the road again—with the pig still sitting happily beside him. The cop pulled him over immediately.
“I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis!” the officer said.
The farmer smiled and replied, “I did! We had such a great time that today I’m taking him to the circus.”
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