During a quiet lesson at school, the classroom was filled with concentration—until Little Johnny suddenly let out a loud fart. The sound echoed just enough to turn a few heads, and the smell followed immediately.
The teacher froze, horrified and furious. Red-faced and flustered, she pointed straight at the door.
“Little Johnny! Out of my classroom. Now!”
Trying not to laugh, Johnny grabbed his books and was escorted into the hallway as the door slammed shut behind him.
Once outside, surrounded by clean, fresh air, Little Johnny couldn’t hold it in any longer. He burst out laughing, chuckling louder with every second that passed.
A few moments later, the principal happened to walk by and noticed Johnny doubled over in laughter. Curious, he stopped and asked,
“Johnny, why aren’t you in class—and what’s so funny?”
Johnny wiped tears from his eyes and replied casually,
“I farted in class, and the teacher kicked me out.”
The principal frowned, confused.
“Well then,” he said, “why are you laughing about it?”
Johnny grinned from ear to ear and said,
“Because all those idiots are stuck in there smelling my fart… and I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
LOL! 😄