Three women sat side by side in a cozy beauty parlor, hair wrapped in towels, the soft hum of dryers filling the air. As stylists worked behind them, the conversation naturally drifted to husbands.
The first woman let out a tired sigh and said,
“Last night my husband told me he was staying late at the office. But when I called his workplace to check in… they said he never showed up.”
The second woman shook her head in sympathy.
“You’re not alone. Mine said he was going to spend the evening at his brother’s house. So I called over there—and guess what? He wasn’t there either.”
Both women turned to the third, who sat calmly, smiling to herself.
“Well,” she said confidently, “I always know exactly where my husband is.”
The other two stared at her in disbelief.
“That’s impossible!” one exclaimed.
“He must have you completely fooled,” said the other.
The third woman chuckled softly and replied,
“Oh no… not at all. I’m a widow.”
LOL!
Hope that gave you a good laugh 😄
Here’s another one to keep the smiles coming:
Four married men went fishing together early one Saturday morning. As they cast their lines into the water, the conversation turned to what each of them had sacrificed to be there.
The first man sighed dramatically.
“You have no idea what I had to promise my wife to come fishing today. I told her I’d paint the entire house this weekend.”
The others nodded in understanding.
The second man shook his head.
“That’s nothing. I promised my wife I’d build her a brand-new deck by the pool. She’s been asking for it for years.”
The third man raised his eyebrows and added,
“You guys had it easy. I promised my wife I’d completely remodel the kitchen—cabinets, counters, everything.”
They all groaned in sympathy.
Then they noticed the fourth man, quietly fishing with a grin on his face.
“Hey,” one of them asked, “you’ve been awfully quiet. What did you have to promise your wife to come out here?”
The fourth man smiled and said,
“Nothing much. I just set my alarm for 5:30 this morning. When it went off, I turned it off, gently nudged my wife, and asked, ‘Fishing… or something else?’”
The men leaned in.
“She rolled over and said, ‘Put on a sweater.’”
The group burst into laughter.
Moral of the story:
Sometimes, timing and the right question can save you a whole lot of work 😄