The golfer replied “No”
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club.
“Is this your club?” the Lord asked.
Again, the golfer replied, “No”.
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron club.
“Is this your club?” the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, “Yes”.
The Lord was pleased with the golfer’s honesty and gave him all three clubs to keep, and the golfer went home happy.
Sometime later, the golfer was walking with his wife along the water hazard, and she fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,
“Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Kate Upton.
“Is this your woman?” the Lord asked...
