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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and so...

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All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.

All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.

In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly...

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Johnny Asked His Teacher.

Johnny Asked His Teacher.

Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet pape...

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A man went into an urologist

A man went into an urologist

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his “Old chap standing to attention”. The doctor ...

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Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting.

Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting.

Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren…all boys. The kids always wanted to play ”war,” and Gr...

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An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.

An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.

  An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...

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Fantastic Jokes: Ford F150

Fantastic Jokes: Ford F150

  A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...

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Two Flies Are Out On A Date .

Two Flies Are Out On A Date .

Two flies are out on a date So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting whe...

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Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.

Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.

A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s li...

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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE - A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled...

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An Elderly Scotsman Is Sitting In A Bar.

An Elderly Scotsman Is Sitting In A Bar.

An elderly Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in: The man goes to th...

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A Duck Walks Into A Pub And Orders A Pint Of Beer.

A Duck Walks Into A Pub And Orders A Pint Of Beer.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “Yep,” rep...

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Johnny Comes Home From School.

Johnny Comes Home From School.

Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning s...

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An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.

An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.

An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was ...

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A young man had just got a job at an electrical store

A young man had just got a job at an electrical store

  A young man had just got a job at an electrical store and was to start work on Monday. Unfortunately, he called in sick for the day. The b...

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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my la...

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