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An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.

An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...

Two flies are out on a date So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting whe...

A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s li...

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE - A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled...

An elderly Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in: The man goes to th...

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “Yep,” rep...

Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning s...

An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was ...

A young man had just got a job at an electrical store and was to start work on Monday. Unfortunately, he called in sick for the day. The b...

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my la...

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.&qu...