She asks a man standing by

Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where th...

Mrs. Smith asked her students

The first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised ...

The alcoholic came to the yoga school

The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to chang...

A father has three daughters

A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to...

UN Survey On Food Shortage

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about so...

When a Man spent a night with a Beautiful Woman for $500

decided it wasn’t worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note: “Dear Ma...

Funny Joke ‣ The Mystery of Raisin Bread

  A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man ent...

Poor Fred Can't Find And Keep A Girlfriend

One day a friend asked, “Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “A...

Blonde On A Diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a d...

Oh, I’m sorry

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to ...

Homeless Man

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up ...

The king of Spain was coming here

A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than hi...

I want to talk to…

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the rep. “Well,” replied the farmer, “There’s my fa...

A Blonde Wants A Pair Of Alligator Shoes

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to...

When a woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband goes to the priest for help

The priest notices and asks, “Who is our savior?” then nods to Mrs. Jones. She pokes her husband, and he wakes up and shout...

Betting Champion Old Lady

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted tha...

If I die…

  An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantl...

A wife takes her husband to club on his birthday

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says,...

A soldier’s girl wrote to break off their engagement

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask f...

Devil In The House – Humor

   One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front...

Maybe she was Born blonde

  A woman came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know wh...