Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attende...
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova's Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She...
A fisherman was lying beach
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast...
Funny Joke ‣ Have You Ever Seen Crumpled Dollars?
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said he...
Queen Elizabeth in Heaven
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to...
Funny Joke ‣ You Must Be A Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the ...
The racing-car driver picked up a girl
The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awak...
Two Brothers And A Carpenter Story
Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years o...
Funny Joke ‣ A Good Provider
A woman appealed to the Governor about getting her husband out of the penitentiary. “What is he in for?” asked the Governo...
The Customer’s Compulsion – Joke
A man walked into a Manhattan bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine and then he hurled the rest ...
Funny Joke ‣ The Camping Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s w...
Right To Say No – Joke
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to g...
The Circus Adoption – Humor
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The c...
A couple that has been dating
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s savin...
The trooper walks up
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him ...
Strike It Rich
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their)...
A foursome of senior golfers
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the y...
He watched as old lady boarded
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse m...
Husband Bought Surprise Birthday
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortl...
A husband and wife talking
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues...
A young couple moved
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her ne...
Sunny-Side Up Laughter: A Breakfast Lesson in Trust
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he sa...