After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me ...
God Will Provide
A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the...
Sorry, Blondes. This one is for you!
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits d...
Mr. Funny Hilarious Whiskey Joke: Dying Old Nun & Her Last Wisdom Words ...
A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. Thenuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey c...
Why Women Need a Husband?
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. ...
The husband had just finished reading
The husband had just finished reading the book “Man of the House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to ...
A Police Officer Pulls Over A Speeding Car
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver sa...
Chuckle Of The Day – The Pastor’s Wife Was Expecting A Baby.
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussio...
Join Her Husband
She decided she would just end her life herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
Dolly Wanted A New Living Room Set
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have ...
Ford F150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get...
My Teacher Wants to See You
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she...
Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side ...