A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. After some moments I dared to ask her: “Exc...
Two ladies are walking their dogs
Two ladies are walking their dogs. As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.” The other lady says...
Two men both seriously ill
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help dr...
Suzy asked her big sister
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. “I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says. “OK...
A Man Decides To Leave His Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothi...
A old man and wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls over an...
I Would Like To Withdraw £10
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would lik...
A Hotel Checkin
A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on ...
A middle aged couple decided to try one last time
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregn...
Story ‣ Magic Of Words
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only ...