Some friends and I went out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in...
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A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and unea...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays.
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildr...
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE - A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pu...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face …
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn...
A Frustrated Housewife Bought A New Pair Of Panties.
This Is Funny. frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead...
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SITS NEXT TO A HITMAN
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet. The man says “Aren’t you the guy who charges 10k a bullet?...