A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take a vow of sile...
Seven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, lis...
Joke : Older Women --- A Lesson From The Wild West
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLO...
A woman is visiting a boxing gym
She’s there for an exhibition match and sees a large muscular man in one corner of the ring. Who is that? She asks. The trainer steps o...
Senior Sex — This is the funniest thing I have ever read
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind th...
Telling Weighing Machine – Joke
While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a ...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. ...