There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a ...
The Cow, The Ant And The Old Fart.
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart. A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “...
Dad Joke: This father insisted the baby couldn’t be his
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m ...
An Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles.
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like yo...
These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven
These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them,...
A Teenage Girl Returned Home Late.
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went o...
The Elderly Women Judy Got Married.
The elderly women Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more ...
A Lady Is Giving A Party For Her Granddaughter.
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out, caterer, band and a hired clown: Just before the party starts, two g...
A Slow Night For Molly.
It was a slow night for Molly. She walked streets for hours near the shipyard and still needed one more trick to call it a night: Finally,...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She poi...