An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...
If the Mother Suspects – Joke
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could’t help but notice how pret...
Husband Crying Secretly – Joke
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She fi...
Dark in Here Isn’t it?
Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having sex with someone other than his dad. He hears a...
A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts:
A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts: "Everyone on the ground. This is a robbery!". Immediately, everyone in ...
Rich Snobby Woman Gets Shut Down Hard By A Flamboyant Flight Attendant
I think all of us have experienced that moment when we walk away from a situation in which somebody got the upper hand and a few minutes or ...
A Gynaecologist Waits On His Last Patient.
A gynaecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive. After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into an...
A Woman Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom.
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her dau...
Rich Snobby Woman Gets Shut Down Hard By A Flamboyant Flight Attendant
I think all of us have experienced that moment when we walk away from a situation in which somebody got the upper hand and a few minutes or ...
Little Johnny Was In Class – Joke
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...