A man decided to take his wife deer hunting for the first time: After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most impor...
A blonde and a brunette are spending a day off together at the local lake.
A blonde and a brunette are spending a day off together at the local lake. Since they're alone, they decide to go skinny dipping and ...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that w...
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal ...
Two Old Geezers Living In The Backwoods.
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they h...
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t k...
Funny (dirty) Joke: Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes — $50.00.” A policeman, seein...
Funny (dirty) Joke: A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a few weeks of each other. But Mom was a bit worried about how th...
The Daily Headline Man Asks A Farmer Why He Was Drunk In The Middle Of The Day. Then
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on t...
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...