Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100 The next day the donkey died. Farmer: Sorry to hear about the donkey. Paddy: No problem. I’ll...
A Lawyer Went Duck Hunting
A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side o...
A Couple Purchased A Talking Parrot.
A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the groom’s annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lo...
Cinderella Was Now 75 Years Old
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching...
A King Who Wanted To Go Fishing.
Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecas...
Noah Lets All The Animals Off The Ark
Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, “Go forth, and multiply.” A year later, he goes around to all the animals to see how...
A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The L.johnny.
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nose...
A Couple Goes On Holiday.
A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. On...
A Couple Found An Old Straggly Cat At Door.
One hot July day a couple found an old straggly cat at door. The cat was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair...
The Young Couple Invited Their Aged Pastor.
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their ...