Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time………. Like sitting around the pool and drinking...
Two Elderly Ladies Of The Night Got Pulled Over.
A couple of old, entrepreneurial pros!tutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two Prostitutes – $50.00...
Little Johnny Three Year Old Is Sitting On The Toilet.
Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what’...
Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods.
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The...
Husband And Wife Go On the Golf Course.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive m...
Two Older Fellows Were Playing A Round Of Golf.
Two older fellows were playing a round of golf on a nice summer’s day. Suddenly, one man told the other, “My word, there seems to be somet...
The Push!!!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a...
A Word From The Very Wise!
I recently came across this story and it really inspired me. I want to share it with you, take a moment to read – it you’ll be glad you did....
Mr. Funny Hilarious Whiskey Joke: Dying Old Nun & Her Last Wisdom Words .
A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They...
Postman Pat's Last Day!!!
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns...