Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each,...
A Farmer Separated The Bulls.
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. A yo...
A Professional
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by th...
A lawyer dies and goes to hell...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, sex with prostitutes and ...
HILARIOUS DIRTY COMEDY JOKE: 85 YEAR OLD GRANDPA V/S VIAGRA
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s th...
An Elderly Man Named Mr Lambert Was Going To Bed.
An elderly man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he went and opened the ...
WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What...
82 year old Ernie is on his death bed
82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side: He says, 'Dear Doris, when we were first courting in our prime at...
A Daughter E-Mailed Her Father.
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time………. Like sitting around the pool and drinking...