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A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beautiful Beach.

One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out int...

A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhou...

A Man Feared his wife wasn't hearing well An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might ...

Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked ...

An elderly man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in ha...

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “Wh...

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I...

After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Jokes about blondes are perhaps some of the funniest and everyone kno...

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a doctor. The Doctor said, ‘Joe, the g...