A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You...
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud
🤠😂 A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drink...
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at...
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Hello? Why Parents Drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the emp...
A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Airport.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on ...
A Drunk Staggers Into A Dinner And Orders A Couple Of Eggs.
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey...
3 High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period…
…and each time they gossip and spill tea, and do their makeup, and each time before they leave they write a message on the mirror with their...
An old lady in a nursing home.
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she'...
Ted And His Wife – Joke
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean rea...
A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The L.johnny.
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedi...