After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this othe...
Maturity of Six year old boy
A 6 yr old boy was in the market with his 4 yr old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked ...
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise.
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big...
DIRTY PARROTS HILARIOUS JOKE: A WOMAN APPROACHES A PRIEST
Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers? A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots...
Two Italian men get on a bus...
Two Italian men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, ...
A Man Was Driving A Car.
A man was driving a car … A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : “Hey Buffalo” Lady turned back and shouted : “You donkey, i...
Walmart Joke
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors"...
An Elderly Couple Had Just Learned How To Send Text Messages
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more o...
He Asks Wife Whats For Dinner.
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. “Hello, darling,” he said, “what are you making for dinner?”...