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Mother Wants to Tell Her Daughter about Protection Methods – Joke

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely im...

A man takes his rottweiler to the vet. “Can you have a look at him?” he says, “I think he’s cross-eyed” So the vet picks up the dog and exam...

An officer pulls over an elderly gentleman who’s driving three ladies down the highway. “Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?” asks the o...

A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in His Boat the other Day when He heard A voice sa...

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was cur...

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from...

A young man strips down naked at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To prevent the ...

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by t...

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns...

Two giraffes enter a bar and get hammered. After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor. The bartend...