An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...
Joke Of Today: Bartender &
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squee...
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
The butler and the wife
There was a butler named John who worked for an old decrepit Billionaire that had a smoking hot 25 year old wife. John was infatuated with h...
Hilarious Joke: What starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?...
An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food .
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you wi...
A Farmer Was Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar.
A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this be...