A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says...
St Peter realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell
St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing. So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accid...
A Guy Stops At A Little Cake Shop
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working the counter turns to th...
An Older Lady Was Lonely.
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company so off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searc...
A Hillbilly Went Hunting One Day....
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive ...
Pain Transfer
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...
Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself toge...
A boy and his father in a mall
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An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...
Joke Of Today: Bartender &
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squee...