A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news st...
Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy,...
Body in The Trunk
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Ol...
When the grandma drives the car
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came...
When you buy a magic mirror
A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says...
St Peter realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell
St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing. So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accid...
A Guy Stops At A Little Cake Shop
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working the counter turns to th...
An Older Lady Was Lonely.
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company so off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searc...
A Hillbilly Went Hunting One Day....
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive ...
Pain Transfer
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...