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Saying Goodbye To Mother

We were dressed and ready to go out for the party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parake...

Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Re...

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the ener...

A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhou...

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're ...

A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. ...

Diary Of A YOUNG WIFE Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel ...

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man...

It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their s...

A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the...