A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch: T...
Blonde stops a blind man about to make a blonde joke. But his next statement is a riot
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He wanders o...
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After fo...
A Plane Was Taking Off From Kennedy Airport.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the i...
Cinderella Was Now 75 Years Old
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watchi...
A Man Is Driving Along A Highway
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunate...
A Bride Tells Her Husband.
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sw...
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my ...
A Duck Walks Into A Pub And Orders A Pint Of Beer.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “Yep,” r...
Three Guys Were Sitting In A Biker Bar
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw...