Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what...
A Mime Was Visiting A Zoo.
One day, an out-of-work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the mime ...
A Male Mosquito To Its Wife, Darling I Will Hunt A Lion For You.
A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you. Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep. Male mosquito: I will bite an ...
Diary of a Snow Shoveler --- Funniest Thing You Will Read This Season
Moved to New York , We heard that summers are fun and winter is beautiful. We think there is no more beautiful a place in the whole worl...
An Elderly Man In A Bar Had A Couple Of Beers
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the cust...
Jokes of the day:THE ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and say...
Love Dress – Joke
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, th...
Joke Of The Day! A Woman Came To Hairdresser Who Was Jealous Of Her Trip With
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,...
A Lawyer Was On Vacation
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd ga...
A Woman Is Sitting Next To The L.Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. ...