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Joke : Older Women --- A Lesson From The Wild West

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOT...

A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place...

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow fr...

The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered fo...

LITTLE JOHNNY TALK WITH HIS MOM. “HEY, MOM,” ASKED LITTLE JOHNNY, “CAN YOU GIVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS?” “CERTAINLY NOT!” ANSWERED HIS MOTHER. “I...

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she ...

A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to...

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him: “What’s your name?” “John.” The new bloke replied. The F...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. Thi...