THERE WAS ONCE A BULL; HIS NAME WAS BILLY BIG BALLS. ANYWAY, BILLY LIVED ON A FARM ALL BY HIMSELF AND WAS REALLY LONELY UNTIL ONE DAY A MAN ...
Maybe she was Born blonde
A woman came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was jumping fo...
The Blond Bank Robber and the Three Stalls
Three bank robbers: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. Are trying to evade the police when they come across a farm. Being short on time an...
A Woman Breaks Wind While Buying A
A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one a...
Old is just a feeling...
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checko...
A young woman gets nervous at dinner and this happens
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. The...
A woman had a dog
A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a l...
A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter
An elderly texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and sai...
TWO OLD LADIES WERE SITTING ON A PARK
TWO OLD LADIES WERE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH OUTSIDE THE LOCAL TOWN HALL WHERE A FLOWER SHOW WAS IN PROGRESS. ONE LEANED OVER AND SAID, “LIFE...
Daily Joke: Wild Bill’s comin’ to town
An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He sees a group of rough rider lookin ’scou...