While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaur...
One day a blond went out to check her mail box
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An ho...
Deaf couple get married
Deaf couple get married and during the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn...
Two women were playing golf
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. ...
Note On Fridge
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, c...
A Girl Was A Prost!tute.
A girl was a prost!tute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a s*x party in ...
DIRTY JOHNNY
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young...
An Irishman Is In The Bar, Drinking A Pint Of Guinness
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man – ...
A woman went shopping
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control ...
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at...