A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ...
A Blonde Was Summoned To Court
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of...
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?” The guy says “Yeah. My wi...
Funny Long Joke: A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip
A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip. She spent several days taking notes on the lifestyle and habits of the tribe and inte...
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did no...
A Nun goes to the restroom at Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every onc...
Funny – The old lady goes to buy condoms
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her t...
A wife sent a message to her husband
A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, a...
A Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had 10 Husbands.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get bac...
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land. The leader of the captors said, “We’r...