An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my w...
What the hell was that for
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the he...
A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
A Blonde Gets An Opportunity
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon ...
A foursome of senior golfers
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one ...
A husband and wife were having
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husb...
A boy on his first date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son,...
I found the perfect girl
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many w...
Mrs Potts went to the doctor
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times...
An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feed...