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One Night a Little Girl Walks

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter loo...

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. IThe Blonde Cop asked to see...

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he w...

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts...

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink...

Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a b...

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pre...

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is no...

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself...

A husband leans over and asks his wife “do you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind th...