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Three Brothers Get Married

The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He ...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his ...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the Ball into the Woods: She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The...

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every re...

An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young wo...

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friend...

A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4...

A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!! Everyone was curious and ask...

10th grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, sil...

The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘b...