A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge wh...
A man and a woman were dating
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, h...
He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he...
A blind man walks into a restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. &q...
A young man and woman got married
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shov...
A husband and wife talking
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work. W...
A older couple were lying in bed
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She sai...
Sue phones her husband at work
Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a boar...
Watch Out for The Wall Please!
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. The...
Two Young Brothers
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that m...