A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
Forgetful Old Drunk Man Joke
An elderly man is sitting alone at a bar. It starts to get late and the bartender says, “Sorry pal, last call.” Upon hearing this, the man p...
Teacher asked what my favorite animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, becau...
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak,...
What Could Be So Funny About Buying A Condom
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there...
Two nuns were shopping
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two t...
I have great news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this...
Be Shared Fifty Fifty
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched,...
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nea...
Well How Was It – Humor
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows ...