Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her...
A Young Man Finally Got A Date
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went u...
Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “Sister...
A Man Give His Wife A Healthy Pinch On Butt
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you fi...
A Blonde and Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read ...
A Lady Walks Into A Dancy Jewelry Store
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends o...
A pro Rugby player with tattoos on body
A very tall man walks into a bar… and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. T...
Going To Be A Long Night Tonight
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy...
I Feel Just Like A Newborn Baby
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 ...
Little Johnny Was In Class
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...