Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I...
Three Moms Brunette, A Redhead And A Blonde
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went thro...
I Haven’t Had Sex Since 1956
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief sai...
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general be...
Funny Joke ‣ Did God Make You
“Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, ...
A Rich Dude And His Wife Were Having Dinner
A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husban...
Do You Have? – Humor
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lad...
Funny Joke ‣ $200 Just For One Night?
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night ...
Two Women Walking Home After Night Out
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her...
A Young Man Finally Got A Date
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went u...