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Mike was going to be married to Jane, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding...

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer. I lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confuse...

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parki...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Har...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She droppe...

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t ...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s Lic...

A married woman walks up to a doctor and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in love making. Doct...

Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks:...