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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bo...

A 70-year-old woman chose to remain overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday. The following morning, she was appalled when ...

A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with w...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop.. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That's them”. The clerk comes o...

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look...

A long time ago a Man met a Satyr in the forest and succeeded in making friends with him. The two soon became the best of comrades, living t...

An elderly man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of viagra: The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Wh...

A beauty contest competition was proclaimed to all the beasts of the forest, and a royal reward by Artemis the god of the beast was to be ...

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from hi...

Walking through a supermarket, a young woman noticed an old lady following her around. She ignored her for a while, but when she got to th...