A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl deris...
The Biggest Boots
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old w...
A guy is walking along the beach
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks wha...
Old Man Gets His Young Bride Pregnant
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted “I'v...
Curtainless Bathroom
Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny t...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...
Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons Choice Of Words, So Tells Him This
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells a...
Funny Joke ‣ My Name Katz
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a...
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys A New Corvette
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continue...
A local man is very excited to see the magic
With the circus in town a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the c...