A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw puzzle to keep...
A blonde went to a hair dresser
A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a Walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I ne...
A blonde girl was going on date
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you it will feel good, but don’...
A blonde walked into a shoe shop
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” she asked th...
Poor Boy Rich Girl
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl deris...
The Biggest Boots
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old w...
A guy is walking along the beach
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks wha...
Old Man Gets His Young Bride Pregnant
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted “I'v...
Curtainless Bathroom
Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny t...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...