Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A b...
A man and woman were on beach
A man and a woman were on a undressed beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s front bottom. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrappe...
A man sees a fine looking woman
A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me taste it on your melons.” She says, “Watch it budd...
A blonde found herself very lonely
A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw puzzle to keep...
A blonde went to a hair dresser
A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a Walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I ne...
A blonde girl was going on date
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you it will feel good, but don’...
A blonde walked into a shoe shop
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” she asked th...
Poor Boy Rich Girl
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl deris...
The Biggest Boots
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old w...
A guy is walking along the beach
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks wha...