A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a dog.” “I see your ...
A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the...
A lawyer boarded an airplane
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took ...
Two blondes were running from the cops
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneaking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and clim...
A blonde got tired of everyone treating
A blonde got tired of everyone treating her like she was dumb so she decided to dye her hair brown. She went out and about in the world to p...
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a year, also, he’s so ...
Two blondes were flying to Miami
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and t...
She met a nice man who said
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her...
A blonde goes for a job interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, ple...
One night a couple is in the bed
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but I ...