A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall...
A nun and a priest decide
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing. The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap. He’s s...
Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade col...
The Picture Diet!
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to t...
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why h...
Girl Taunts Old Man
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, ...
The Teacher Asked Students
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. Afte...
Funny Joke ‣ Who Does She Play For?
A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that...
Funny Joke ‣ A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything...
Funny Joke ‣ Damn Old Age
My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which...