My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her. “Pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I had to st...
Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I ju...
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After c...
When kid asked his Father that his Teacher wants to see Him
father. ”Sure, I’ll go.” The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, have you gone by the school?” “Not yet.” “Well when yo...
A young woman visiting her new doctor
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervousl...
An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car
An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what y...
Teachers Vs Educators
A high school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bath...
Feed The Alligator
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, ...
5-year-old Johnny running around the house
Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise… When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? ...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security...